call me morbid, call me pale** I spent six years on your trail**six long years chasing your trail**

that's the story of my life**the story of my life**sixteen clumsy and shy I went to London and I**

and do you have a vacancy...for a back scrubber?

16 clumsy and shy ** I came to London and I ** I booked myself in at the Y...WCA ** I said I like it here can I stay **